“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”
It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.
No wait yours is so much more powerful
(via artfulhobbit)
[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG… MY LEG…’
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Jamie Lee Curtis & John Travolta in Perfect (1985) dir. James Bridges
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god she is always serving cunt.
miss piggy please tell me all your secrets.
(via the-king-of-lemons)
me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)
here you go sir
thank you
Find me in 6 months when I learn this again, because I’m also a dumb bitch
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